29 Aug 2009

My 'In My Head' White Girl Homies

Sorry, the likes of Paris Hilton, Brooke Hogan, Miley Cyrus, Britney, Nicole Richie [her white side], Pamela Anderson, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera just get on my damn nerves. Now I would add Heidi Montag-Pratt to my 'in my head homie' list if she wasn't just plain evil to Lauren, but I'll give her props, even with help in the hair & make-up department she is pretty. That's all you're getting from me Heidi.

Now y'all know, this is the 'tell it like it is spot' not all but a lot of white folks get on my nerves...PRIMARILY cause without fail in my experience they say some dumb shit around black folks regarding race/colour or just "want to touch my hair."

NO YOU CANNOT TOUCH MY DAMN HAIR....only my 'In My Head' white girl homies can, and ask dumbass questions about what we do, why we do it and how we do it as a people.

But don't worry folks my disdain is for people of all races at times, and being black my own damn people get on my nerves a little too often...

...so today I pay homage to my celeb 'In My Head' White Girl Homies.

**Drum roll please**

Megan Fox & Lauren Conrad

I don't care what none of y'all say [poor use of the English language on purpose], these girls are just so fly... Latina, Asian and Black 'In My Head' homies...coming soon.

Can't believe I forgot to add Juliette Lewis, Sandra Bullock, Eliza Dushku & Kim Catrall to the list.


  1. I think Megan Fox is overrated and LC is a bit of a plain Jane personally who looks like every other white chick walking past Topshop, Oxford Circus.

    Eva Mendez now? That woman IS fly ...

  2. It's not a looks competition, but ppl who I think are just cool people in general and don't get on my damn nerves every time I see em on the TV. As for the white girls in London, I don't see any that look like Lauren, now her best friend Lo maybe, but the white girls here in general...2 words tore & up!

    I can't even comment on Eva Mendes. All I'll say is this, she won't be featuring in the Hispanic one, and Halle won't be in the black one that's for sure. Both overated in their respective communities.


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