Confessions. Admissions. What's On A Diva's Mind

From Msinspiredmind81, who got it from somebody else, who got it from somebody else, who got it from somebody else...

10 Things you wish you could say to ten different people
You son of a bitch!
Can you give me back my goddamn DVD's. Why do I even have to ask for my own shit back!
If you really want to see if I'm on the Internet just be bold and look dammit, stop trying to be sneaky.
Stop pretending to be interested in me if you really aren't. The pretence is beyond sickening.
I'm nearly 30 years old, who in the hell are you to try and tell me what to do.
Just for one day out of 365 can you please refrain from being a bitch.
Don't tell me you're going to phone me back when you have no intention of doing so.
I really cannot be bothered to come and see you. I always make the effort how about you for a change.
I loved you once, but I don't anymore. You were the worst mistake, yet one of the biggest lessons of my life, so thanks for that!
I'm not interested in getting to know you on any level whatsoever.

9 Things about yourself
I'm aware of all my faults and flaws so it's no surprise nor much caring if somebody points them out to me.
There is no in the middle with me. I'm either straight up crazy or serious as a mutha.
I love living alone.
I'm extremely over-protective.
I don't believe in second chances.
I love the hell out of myself.
I'm very much an optimist.
Even though wrong, I admit to double standards some of the time.
I drink all cold beverages with a straw.

8 Ways to win my heart
Believe in God.
Be honest.
Know how to use a shower and a toothbrush twice a day.
Show me manners.
Show me respect.
Be upfront. I can't stand the types that say nothing out of a fear of offending.
Don't be cheap if YOU ask me out, why am I paying?
Be adventurous, outgoing, ambitious. One to three of these will do.

7 Things that cross my mind a lot
What to blog about next.
I'm hungry.
Sex.
What will my husband look like?
What will my children look like?
I cannot wait for my bed.
What length will my hair be at this time next year?

6 Things I do before I go to sleep
Eat.
Check my Blackberry.
Do my hair.
Brush my teeth.
Set my 3 alarms.
Watch a DVD in part or full.

5 People I couldn’t live without
My mum.
My dad.
My sister.
My cousin Ronni.
Packaging all my family and friends into this one!!

4 Things I am wearing right now
Socks.
A robe.
Panties.
A smile.

3 Songs that fit my life perfectly(right now)
No More Drama - Mary J Blige
Victory - Yolanda Adams
Bye Bye - Mariah Carey

2 Things I want to do before I die
2? I have 22. Swim with Dolphins.
Go on an African safari.

1 Confession
I will have to think about this one!