19 Feb 2009

Oh That Was A Bitch Ass Move Right There!

Here's the scene.

From 2005-2008 girl [me] is casually involved with guy [in Houston]
Guy has crazy ex girlfriend.
Guy ends it with me, proposes to crazy ex.
Guy phones me telling me he's engaged
Me gives guy a cussing via text post conversation.
Me and guy casually involved again after he calls off wedding.
Me February 2008 e-mail guy after last visit severing all ties and notifying him I am ceasing all communication.

**I have only contacted guy once, and blind copied at that on a group e-mail to the folks in Houston making sure everyone was OK following the hurricane**

There have been no phone calls, texts, social networking website messages, picture messages, carrier pigeons, Interflora flowers going on.

I have actually removed his phone numbers, deleted all past e-mails I may have had, thrown any 'guy' associated keepsakes away in the trash. I basically did what most women DO NOT do. I severed ties and removed as many traces of this dickhead as I could.

I keep in touch occasionally with his mother, [twin] brother and friend. Two of his friends are on my MySpace and I never ask how he is, and they never mention him to me.

You get the gist??? Hopefully that sets the scene a little for you.

Now a little something about me: If I'm 'involved' with you whether a friendship or a relationship and it doesn't work out. I have a rule to sever ties. It works for me. I have ex-boyfriends, ex-friends, and in this case ex-pricks in my life that I don't care about and have no place in my life because of a certain amount of negativity that they bring into it. I try to live as peaceful and as positively as possible. Don't bring it to my door. In any capacity.

To a degree I'm also private. I'll tell you what I feel comfortable in you knowing. I don't create drama but if you bring it, I'll be involved until it's flushed out. Ya feel me. Think of it as I never start a fight, throw the first punch and give me a reason to whoop your ass.

Today blog readers of LondonDiva's blog I don't care about you knowing. In fact for those of you that like gossip and a little drama, here it is for you. I CHOOSE to share this with you. I don't CHOOSE to share other elements of my personal life right now, but if I do you'll know about it…within reason of course *wink* So think of me what you may today. Today I'm sharing a part of my life I closed the door to a long time ago. God brought this prick into my life for a reason. I know why even if he doesn't.

Remember…no communication for a year then I wake up at 6:30 am to this on the Blackberry. Blog readers I'd expect this bullshit from a woman hence the 'bitch ass move' title this morning.

" I don't know if you heard or not, but I have gotten engaged. I've been engaged for about a year now. Out of respect to me and my fiancée please don't send any emails or phone calls as it would be inappropriate. I appreciate it."

What does he expect me to say to that? "OK then K****"

*KISSING MY TEETH JAMAICAN AND AFRICAN STYLEE**

Who's caring about this Umpa Loompa and his natty headed fiancé?

**LondonDiva had to scroll up and check the date on this e-mail because this couldn't have been sent of February 19th 2009! Surely not considering no one is contacting his flat ass. Flat not fat…it's not a typo**

My response…get a cup of tea a biscuit whatever.... Fashogi I needed the mutha fucking patron this morning bruh. Myers couldn't calm down a South London black woman at 6:30 am on a Thursday. I've been too fucking polite for too fucking long. The Naomi [my real name] he knew, is long dead and gone. The old one that spoke her mind and didn't care what anyone thought has been back for the longest, he's not familiar with her at all.

"You know me, can't do anything in a paragraph!

I had to check the Blackberry wasn't sending me throwback e-mails from circa 2005 to 2008 or something.

First off I'd appreciate YOU not contacting me by any means. The last time I checked this time last year it was me who had written you a series of e-mails telling you in no capacity I wanted anything to do with you. The only time you were contacted by me was BLIND COPIED on a group e-mail following the hurricane to make sure everyone was OK in Houston. Spare me K****, my name is not C*****, no one [me] is blowing up your phone, running a car through your garage, or calling you at work to get your attention. Your name is not even mentioned on this side of the water. I speak with your mother and e-mail her regularly I don't ask about you and she doesn't mention your name. In fact there is a rule amongst my friends your name is NOT to even be mentioned around me. We are capable of having a relationship to some degree that has nothing to do with you. So me NOT knowing about your engagement should tell you that much. We have bigger and better things to talk about, we have lives and share some of that together when we do communicate. Do you think you are that important that you are and always will be the topic of conversation? You are not.

You should know better. You've contacted me specifically to tell me about an impending engagement before. The first time was dumb on the fuckery level of dumb. This time I really am wondering just WTF medication you are on? It's been a year and you're contacting me for what? My life has moved on tenfold and you're sitting there in Houston close to 10pm e-mailing someone who has not been concerned about you for the longest why? NEVER would I get engaged and e-mail anyone I was ever involved in. NEVER! Certainly not you anyway. I hope you dished out an e-mail to C***** as well, [unless she's the impending wife to be again] because I have no use or need for your silly little 'don't contact me rules' Sweetie ain't nobody contacting you for shit. Stop acting like you are so important to any female you've ever penetrated.

Proof that you really are self involved BEYOND belief and then some. Was that REALLY a 'don't contact me e-mail' or a 'look at how I'm getting on with my life e-mail' or did you read a self help book on getting to the altar and this is task 3.12 on how to wipe the slate clean before you say your vows? **shakes head profusely** No one right here right now cares. AT ALL. Your lame attempt to e-mail me like I've been bombarding you with communication is so fucked up, I'm thinking where is this coming from? Do you think my life has been on pause and yours on fast forward x8 since last year? I told you a few years back and I'll you again Get Over Yourself! But this time multiply it by infinity. Do you need flashcards too?

Just to be clear [as it seems me not talking to you for a year isn't clear enough fo ya. I'm not bothered]
I keep in contact with the following people on occasion, J*****, B****, your mother & N***. V** and D***** are on my MySpace and with none of these people do I enquire about you. NONE. Ask them! I'm a self respecting woman, and when she ends something she ends it, means it and leaves whoever the hell alone. So don't sit there e-mailing me like I've been disrespectful in attempting to contact you or somewhere down the line maybe lusting after your little ass.

Your e-mail addresses and phone numbers have been long gone, along with any keepsakes associated with you [probably in some land fill in India somewhere]. I don't want to see your name in my e-mail inbox EVER AGAIN! Nigga delete my shit with a quickness. Please!

I am not going to lie you hit a raw nerve when I saw your name on my Blackberry and the saw the pathetic content. Equate that feeling to how that off-key, trifling ex of yours carried on. Yes K**** you have reduced me to a level of nothingness when it comes to you. Before today we may have not spoken and I may have had a tiny bit of respect left for you. That has now gone in an instant.

Just to reiterate DON'T CONTACT ME AGAIN BY ANY MEANS! NONE!!! No one here is vying for your attention in any capacity. I don't like, love, care or even respect you K****. Do you get it now? Does it somehow register?

Now leave me the fuck alone just like I have over the past year! You've got some mutha fucking nerve contacting me for some unnecessary bullshit... "

If you're close to me, you know the drama surrounding the involvement of this guy and know that was warranted. I won't EVER apologise for that. EVER!!!

Oh of course bloggers you know my girls got this in their inboxes this morning. I am a woman. You send us bullshit we let the other one know about it. Don't act like you're not surprised.

My beautiful little sister said

"That is a wicked email!!
That was very random of him to even send that - I think that he sent it to a few females, the reason he thought that you should be one of the is beyond me.
it has been over a year - get over yourself - you aren't that hot rude bwoy !! well at least you told him - hopefully he knows better than to reply or he will get cussing number two ."


My friend and fellow blogger said…a few things.

"For some reason even I'm vexed @ that idiot!!"

"you know even I had to go and check if you'd blogged about it already!!You know, I cussed him in my language and u know a sista is made when she goes all traditional on a brother..once more I say 'voertsek' to him (Afrikaans for f-off but it has a stronger effect than f-off)"
"You sure told him!!!!! Ok so this fool after about a year decides to email you to say don't email me?WTF is he on?He must have taken some drugs or maybe not, he didn't take his medication that's why he sending this mess!! You know he's probably one of those guys who sits there thinking hmmm Nai hasn't been in touch lemme tell her how I've moved on because she doesn't seem to ask about him (maybe even his mom told him you don't ask about him) and so this is his pathetic 'masterplan'....IDIOT TING DAT!!!!!"

My 'ride or die chick' friend wrote…

"Got your e-mail and just read it, all I have to say is amen to everything that you just said in your e-mail!!! WTF planet is he on, glad you got that off your chest and let it rip what on earth is wrong with him – I mean really who cares
You go girl now that’s how you tell someone about themselves – lmao what an eediot the audacity"

And another friend said

"omg, I read the first line and I'm spitting fire *goes back to email* IS HE HAVING A F ING LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My other friend called me and left a voicemail. And when I spoke to her this morning she said.

"Does he even realise he's actually the subject of a lot of ridicule?"

No Mrs H I didn't, not until you mentioned it. But this is like a guy dropping his pants and having 6 females point and laugh. I hope this fiancé this time round is black [the last one was a racist Indian, but marrying a black man heffer], because it seems there are a few black women and then some equating this fool of a brotha to a pool of the "we don't deal with your type" fuckery. Maybe that's why he dealt with her. Black women putting up with a manchild like him? I remember him telling me one of his ex's just upped and left. Ummm black women don't just up and leave asshole. You did some shit she probably was tired of. That's why we don't deal with some of your asses anymore. Chance upon chance is given then we've reached boiling point and it's time to hit the bricks, put the pedal to the metal and move onto the next decent, loving, respectful brotha. Yes, we know you're out there and we love you for it. But today is bash this one black man day.
My co-worker was killing herself laughing at my e-mail and male colleagues were shaking their heads and laughing too, thinking what self-respecting man sends a woman that, and actually agreed it was a bitch ass move. I obviously cannot respect him at all, I mean to the point where I'm showing this to folks for entertainment value and laughing right along with them tells you something about my level [scratch that] lack of feeling I have for this jumped up excuse for a man. Whereas before with an ex in front of folks I'd always big them up and just say it didn't work out but so and so was a good person, and to this day give genuine props to my long-term ex because he is a good man [not this prick I'm blogging about]. It's not always about being scorned and bitter when you part ways.

Oh don't get it twisted now folks. It's not revenge at all. I haven't named names, or even posted a picture. I'm not even gonna put him and his idiot self on blast to THAT degree, and I'm sure he sure as hell doesn't read my blog. And if he did **shrug** don't care in the slightest.


Not once, but twice. Fucking prick! E-mail me again and see if I don't play my trump card the next time around. I've kept my cards too close to my chest for too long. If I have to speak again to you, upon what you hear from my last [and hopefully final] e-mail, you'll definitely wish you'd never met me let alone contacted me. I'm not evil or vindictive, but never give someone reason to be.

As the Jamaican saying goes.
Those who do not hear, must feel

I am NOT the one bruh, I am NOT the one!

9 comments:

  1. Tell it sis!! Tell it! I just wrote about ex's on my blog because a friend of mine is also going through some bull with her ex man....but i felt your post because why the hell did he feel the need to give you this info???

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  2. **shakes head** How about sad and VERY pathetic!

    Hun, he's a dickhead plain and simple.

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  3. Thanks for the kind words on my Blog but all i can say about the Drama is Welcome to the 30s Club in which Drama seems to have a way of following us. I used to think i will be drama free for my whole life till i turned 30 and shit just happens.

    In the case of the ex, He is just very childish and immature. I bet his current probably put a gun to his head for him to send out that email/text to all the women she felt threatened by and unfortunately a lot of men (especially american men) are weak and are easily manipulated by women. Now i wont go much into details why but the key is so many lack male role models and have been raised by too many women which is not a bad thing but regardless it's incomplete.

    I know you are a fighter and had to let him have a piece of your mind but once someone is dead to me nothing can resurrect them so i would have deleted that email/text in a heartbeat so i know there wouldnt be that temptation to read it over and me trying to decipher hidden messages in its content. I have only met you once and we have gotten closer via social networking sites and i can honestly say you have a great spirit and must i forget a fiesty one but good people get tested and for someone like you who i know loves hard it can be tough but you will dust this one off with or without the Patron and we will have a laff about it when next you are in Big D and we trade the Drama moments of our lives and try to see who is one up the other that is providing you dont bring any Tyler P and/or Harpo gifts lol.

    Rock On Nai.

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  4. This man is so lucky he's not in London coz 6 vexed females would have been on him...I've never been in a fight but TRUST I'd have Bruce-Lee'd some sense into him!!I'm just saying....

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  5. Cheers Fash!!

    And you are probably on point about this part right here

    "In the case of the ex, He is just very childish and immature. I bet his current probably put a gun to his head for him to send out that email/text to all the women she felt threatened by and unfortunately a lot of men (especially american men) are weak and are easily manipulated by women."

    Weak and pathetic is he, and as was I for dealing with him. Luckily, older, wiser, stronger than the Nai before. No man who wants to marry me has to go this route. If I am The One. I am The One, no other ex matters. If she's on that 'crazy' tip I have no problem drafting a solictor's letter or calling the police and getting an harrassment charge brought up against her if persistent communication was happening. Simple Tings!

    So this is the 30's drama huh? Even when I try to cut it off, it comes back with an amputated limb. Like a stray dog, I WANT IT OUT! BUT and that's a big BUT, I'm hoping in the next decade of my life it's a lot calmer and more peaceful than the last. I've learnt about what I want and the type of people I want in my life. That isn't it!

    Being tested is not even the word. You know what you're the second, no third person today who suggested deleting this e-mail but I had to let them know that sometimes you gotta be harsh and real with folks to finally get the message that nuttin a gwan over here fi dem. I think though Fash that from that reply this morning he (a) gets the message and (b) doesn't contact me again for ANY foolishness/rubbish/bullshit. So far the inbox is clear....GOOD! When I get home I'm putting a block on that e-mail address.

    2009 I will take my first shot of Patron...in Vegas!!!

    @Shona...There are no words or any amount of LMAO that could compare to my bussin out one big piece of laugh at my desk. I could hear the London rawness from the 'TRUST' and the 'I'm just saying.' Girl I was 2 steps away from quoting Adulthood and calling this blog "Are You Dizzy Blood?!"

    I'm a surburban raised girl with ghetto tendancies...not to be tested. **shakes head**

    **Hi 5**

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  6. oh my daze, is he on some serious cheap ass drug? ok first of all what is it with houston men. im currently getting rid of an effer here in houston too and hes such a dick head with these tendencies. ive deleted and cleared him out of my life but the murra f'er keeps finding his stupid ass back........
    that email u sent was not wicked at all... he deserves such. im still shaking my head on the email contents. gosh, nigga no one contacted ur ass!
    so what response was he expecting from u, a nigga i understand and good luck with ur wedding? hiss*******

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  7. @Funms the water seems to be less polluted in Dallas.

    I don't even care enough to wish him well on the upcoming nuptials. He's so desperate to be married like his twin brother and 2 kids already in tow...so desperate!! Didn't you see the timeline, he admits to being engaged for nearly a year, yet me and him ended our involvement a year ago [almost to the day] either he got engaged very quickly out of desperation of being left on the shelf or was dealing with the both of us at the same time. She can deal with him that's her man to be forever. He's certainly not man enough for me. And certainly not tall enough for me. I told him blatantly he needs to seek professional help. He really does, he has more baggage and issues than any female I know.

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  8. LOL. Typically, I'm a peaceful person across the board. But, even I realize there are exceptions. And, from the looks of it, this was definitely one of them. You got all up in his a$$ and then some as needed to be done. For his own sake, I hope he never contacts you again lest he receive another dose of the same.

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  9. LOL....This is funny on an astronomical level. Wish I could copy and paste on facebook. just got rid my live in yesterday and girl my feeling sorry and keeping a crack in the door open for him is now shut. Found your post by accident but I think it is on pure guidance...Stay blessed

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