9 May 2009

**NSFW** Can A Male Celebrity Get Naked Please?

WARNING:
This blog post contains NUDE pictures. You can either be very excited or completely disgusted.



What a week! What a fortnight?

These words have made me sick to my stomach over the past few weeks

SWINE FLU
POPEYE'S
KFC
OPRAH
FRIED CHICKEN

And now

CASSIE & RIHANNA




I am tired of seeing vaginas and breasts online of semi-celebrities. Yeah I know I don't have to look but I want to see whose boobs look better, theirs or mine.

If it's not a sex tape, it's secret sexy pictures that have 'OOOPS' been accidentally leaked after a hacking into their computer.

Cassie darling, that one has been used before and we are not buying it.

So Twitter isn't enough with you vying for attention where you so DON'T deserve it. You're no more a singer than I am sweetiekins, and that talking over a beat, well stand next to Mariah or Beyoncé and then let's talk real about singing shall we?

The girl is either on a serious PROMO escapade or she's been bumped one too many times on the headboard from the senseless shagging of "I can't close my mouth ever, because my teefus are too big" Diddy. Which one is it? I'm sensing a bit of both.

Last week or was it the week before was the head shaving.
Two days ago titties
Yesterday vagina, vulva, clitoris and oh what is that I see there, could it be her cervix?
She had em spread alright. Spread like an Eagle. She gets a point for flexibility and baby smooth skin though. Then as I started writing this yesterday, mid-flow, up pops Rihanna nude pics on the net. Obviously private pictures between her and Chris Brown, who is denying he had anything to do with the leak.

Chris is a bitch. Point blank. He turned nasty on Facebook post the beating and is probably very mad she's moved on and didn't do the typical "stand by your man" shit he probably expected. He's bitter and twisted and I believe he knows more than he's letting on.

This girl, [Cassie] is a trip. All these female artists are either coming back, touring hard or in the studio ready to soon release a new hot album and there is this girl who apart from being pretty is absolutely shit as an artist, dancer and actress.

Why the pictures? OK dumb question we know why...your name get pushed into the Google charts and you are the top story on all the gossip blogs, then regardless of whether you can talk over a beat or actually sing it doesn't matter, cause then you get to go all 'Rihanna' and get photographed everywhere. Then...because you're photographed everywhere designers want to give you free stuff just to plug their latest seasons get ups....you see where I'm going with this? Popularity to mask NO TALENT. Then come more film roles, and then we get duped [the public] because we get blinded by the constant barrage of red carpet pics and actually BELIEVE this person is a worthy celebrity.

All of these famous folks talking about they were private photos. OK regular folks having saucy pics is one thing. When you get a little notoriety some things are off the cards, and secret sex pics never remain a secret for long, because with the divorce/break-up stats and them being higher for celebville, you bet your vagina, oops I mean 'bottom dollar' that they will be sold for a pretty pussy, dammit I mean penny, and all your stuff will be on display to the world and a permanent fixture on celeb porn websites FOREVER!



Diddy is pimpin this girl H-A-R-D. And he's loving it. Let's not be fooled by these two. We know they are TOGETHER and have been seen together when Diddy was with Kim after she had the twins. Hmph! Just friends my ass. She's already proved she was a bloody liar about their relationship so don't expect me to believe she's all innocent and talking about her computer being hacked into. LIAR LIAR LIAR.

She is a ho and Diddy is her pimp! She's screwing for sales and popularity. You think she cares or even loves Diddy? That girl can only get deep and infatuated about a MAC lip gloss. Like I said pretty girl, but she's just dead behind the eyes. Like a dumb blond, only dark haired. And it's working. I'm blogging about her, she's news online, probably had a ton of hits to her site, she was probably a #1 trend on Twitter because of it.

Remember the days when you wanted to get somewhere as a celebrity and get naked at the same time, that Playboy was the avenue all the stars went down? I miss those days. Where celebrities were honest and just took their clothes off because they wanted to.

The most memorable one for me was in 1989 and Latoya Jackson. I was 8 or 9 years old and remember the hype about those pictures. I even remember at a shop at the Novotel in London when my dad went to pick up his relatives I took a peek of the infamous Playboy issue with Latoya on the 89 cover. I was too through when I saw the snakes.

Fast forward 20 years later and now its stars doing nude pictures and sex tapes, and pretending they don't know how they got there. I preferred the old school honesty where you knew the celebrity was keeping it real and said "I've done a shoot for Playboy" and were proud of it. Now all these little girls want to bullshit us like we are some dumb fools re-cycling the hack story.

**SIGH**

And all this cease and desist rubbish is to make it look all real and legit like they really were stolen pictures. From government to musicians, there is scandal in every corner of celebville.

If you're thinking of becoming a celebrity or are already one, never have pictures taken or a video made of you in a compromising position.

And in the meantime. I want to see some more men [celebs of course] 'accidentally leak' some nude pictures on the Internet. Let's have some celebrity penis please. And I have a long list of male celebrities I need to see naked. A long list. Can I see Mario buckid nekkid? Just a peek!! To be honest I don't really care but damn, the ladies always miss out.

Just to leave you with why these two beauties are so talented, on our TV screens and on the radio. I present to you Rihanna and Cassie without studio equipment masking their voices.





But I'll give Rihanna a liccle props because she has improved....vastly!!


2 comments:

  1. I can't listen to them because at work and somehow my phone is acting up, BUT lemme say that Rihanna and Cassie are trying to stay relevant..like WTF..these two Rihanna especially actually they're on the same level can't sing, Rihanna makes me want to cry everytime she's live on stage..like WHY?WHY THE TORTURE?
    So they show off their bits to get more hits and more..smh
    I would love to see more men in the nude..Michael Ealy please post your nude pics, I won't complain!!
    LOL
    Girl, thanks for all these posts..I'd missed you!!

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  2. I couldn't stop laughing at the first Rihanna clip where dude spoke of her 'murdering a Mariah Carey song.' That was hilarious.

    But I think Rihanna's popularity has something to do with whatever it was that made Madonna popular during her arrival.

    I haven't heard but one song by Cassie. Can't remember the song title. I think Cassie is a pretty girl who, as you stated, seem to be putting all her eggs in one basket when whomever whispers sweet nothings into her ear and tell her whatever it takes to remove the panties.

    Yeah I think Diddy owned an instant attraction for Cassie and pretty much had to have her.

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