17 Jul 2011
Random Mutterings...
6 Aug 2010
Time For A Quickie!
27 Apr 2010
Fellas Say This....The Ladies Say That!
29 Dec 2009
"Welcome To The Real World"
11 Dec 2009
I Am Not...
20 Nov 2009
Procrastination!
"Seein' Right Through You Like You're Bathin' In Windex"
"The transparency of certain individuals NEVER ceases to amaze me. So, so, so transparent even Stevie Wonder can see it! To shake my head, laugh or do both?? Rev Run, Joyce Meyer, TD Jakes I've quoted quite a fair bit. Today Facebookers, the quote comes from the one and only..."Seein' right through you like you're bath...in' in windex" -Mariah Carey. Never has such a JOVIAL lyric in a song made SO MUCH SENSE."
19 Nov 2009
Raatid!!!
- Why am I on the laptop in bed @ 6:52am eating pizza??
- I have a job interview @ 11am and need to leave the house by 9:30am?
- I haven't even prayed over this job interview. I can do that in the shower. I get a lot of my best praying done in the bathroom.
- I have NOT read over the job spec or my CV/resume to familiarise myself with my past positions.
- Why am I so last minute DOT COM???
- Why did I just take a break from blogging to dip the crust in garlic sauce???
- Why do I procrastinate so.....???
- Why am I deh pon Facebook???
20 Aug 2009
How In The Hell Does This Work Again???

9 Aug 2009
I Think It's Time....
I really do....
Man have I missed this side of the World Wide Web!!!
17 Jun 2009
I'm Either Real Busy Or Getting Real Old
- I have never heard the Birthday Sex song.
- I didn't know Jamie Foxx sang 'Blame it on the Alcohol' until he guest appeared on American Idol.
- I found out I'm a Celebrity USA was on via Facebook status messages.
- I've never heard 1 song of the Drake dude.
- If it wasn't for Twitter I wouldn't have heard D.O.A either.
- I had no idea Michelle Obama was here in London for a whole week the other week. NO IDEA!!!
- I don't know who's pregnant. Trying to get pregnant, or has delivered in celebville.
- I only know about Iran through Twitter. My TV has been off and I don't read the papers.
- I have no idea who Rihanna is dating/rumoured to be dating.
- Has anyone died recently....I know about David in the closet in Bangkok.
- Is Obama still President?
- What's all this about Letterman apologising to Palin.
2:57am I'm out!!!
13 Days Feels Like An Eternity...
I'm trying to get to THAT stage. You know where everything is taken care of to the point where all you gotta do is clean your house and wash dishes.. It's always something.
- Booked a £1 each way flight to Oslo, Norway for October. Came to a total of £12.
- Competitions are my 'new' thing. Won 2 yesterday. I entered these ones with the intention to give them to my parents. Apollo Theatre to see Carrie's War [my mum is a theatre nut, she's dragging dad along] and Cricket at the Oval for my dad next Saturday. He's never been to a live cricket match, he's 75 and a cricket fan...bless him.

26 May 2009
"I Talk Like This, Cause I Can Back It Up!"

Confession #2. After the concert I was jamming hard in my hallway to Diva and Single Ladies on straight rotation. Worked up a sweat and now at 3:54am am still up like a damn fool cause I have too much energy.
Damn that Bouncy Knowles!!
And no, I did NOT like the Ego video. What's up with the black n white themed videos for this album?
Trusssssssst!! I was poppin like a straight fool to Diva. I can move ya know. Whatchu know bout this right here? I didn't even know I could Crump/Krump like that! [depending on how YOU spell it].
15 Apr 2009
Hiatus? Not A Planned One Anyway!

What happened to the days of me blogging 5 times a day? I don't even know myself.
I haven't forgotten about blogging, bloggers, or reading blogs, I just try to keep the online usage minimal because it's just that addictive and got a fair bit I need to plough through and get done before I get back onto the [work] market again. My Blackberry and using Twitter on it are enough for one addiction though.
I never plan to be on a hiatus (only vacations). Nor make announcements saying I'm taking one. To me I feel that's a lil conceited, cause most times...no all of the time...I don't give a damn when people up and take a break from Facebook or anything else on the net for that matter, and make a huge announcement about it. Like we are sitting here caring. And as much as some of you like my blog and tell me so [thanks as always], I'm not so into me to think I'm on blog celeb status and have to make announcements to my 'fans'. PUH-LEEEEZE!!
The only time you'll know about me taking a blog break is
(a) When I'm going on vacation and even then, I'll try and blog from wherever I am.
and
(b) I'm done blogging FOR GOOD. And that'll never happen.
I will be back to my regular online blogging self soon. Being opinionated with a 140 character limit (on Twitter) is not always the best way trust me!
I got a ton of blogs to catch up on myself, a few of em yours! Oh and if you pass by and read my blog and happen to be on Twitter drop me a comment right here with your username and I'll follow you, as long as you're not a prick making rude comments or anything of that ilk. (I see ALL comments as soon as you press the button via the BB)
Mine is @LondonDiva look forward to following you and being followed. [How stalkerish is that?]
Toodles for now. x
BTW does E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E. XOXO because of that Gossip Girl show now? Get original please!
18 Mar 2009
Body Odour & Your Ethnic Background

Well y'all know me, LondonDiva will talk about things most people wouldn't, or do behind closed doors
My co-worker who is white said Eastern Europeans smell really bad
I said "Musty like."
He replied "Yeah."
Me: "Well to be honest some white people do smell musty. I've noticed different smells for different ethnic groups."
I went through my small list
Whites smell musty when dry, like wet dog when wet
Blacks like soup
Indians like curry
Yeah, yeah, yeah some people may be offended. Who cares. If you smell like curry, must or soup. Guess what? You smell like curry, must or soup.
I have been on the bus and smelt black folks before I've seen them, so pungent I'm gagging to the point of breathing out constantly. THAT.IS.NOT.AN.APHRODISIAC.IN.LONDON!
GET A ROLL-ON ROLLIN ON UNDERNEATH THAT ARMPIT STAT!!
I'm not saying EVERYONE smells like soup, must, or curry, some folks have no pungent BO at all. But when that BO hits OH MY DAMN you can fit that stench into pretty much one of those three categories.
And trust I am NOT being biased, I have smelt some Jamaican men smell of soup AND must combined. And no they were not mixed race!
Also with the curry smell please tell me how you can smell of curry like it's a bottles EDP fragrance. We Jamaicans use Indian curry powders in our cooking, I've never smelt any fellow Jamaican smell of curry goat and rice, ackee and saltfish, yam and green banana. So why do a lot of Asians smell of Garam Masala?
I know we are in a global recession, but soap costs around £0.50 a bar, and that's for NAME BRAND Dove if you can't stretch to shower gel.
And not every smelly person has a medical issue to cause them to smell, the same way every fat person doesn't have an thyroid condition.

12 Mar 2009
And This Is The Very Reason I Started This Blog!

I told her I'm over it now! Which I am. [Thanks for your concern Hay]
I started this blog because everything I saw that annoyed me I wanted to speak about it, whether it be that dumbass girl I see on the train wearing her night time headscarf thinking it's cute, to the way women and men interact [or don't] with one another. I also love to recommend things [and help out people] when I can, so thought why not jump on the blogville bandwagon.
Some people have therapists, others [me] have a blog. I get it out and off my chest. I don't care how controversial or demure it may be. This is MY haven to say MY piece any which way I feel, curse words [without fear of being banned from a forum] n all. I hate being restricted! Maybe that's why I spend less time there now.
I can scream, shout, holler, and be grateful, thankful and blessed whenever the mood takes me.
I'm over it, because I have it out of my system. So don't worry Hay, once it's on here I've gotten it out and feel much better. When I check it, and more importantly myself. Stress levels are extremely low bordering non-existent. I don't care about the repercussions, I say how I feel, whenever I want and whoever wants to get vex, can do just that get vex…I go home with NO worries NONE at all. And if I do, I pray for it to be turned over to God and ask for some peace and solitude. I never let it get to the point of consuming me that I can't eat, makes me ill or can't sleep.
I didn't expect readers. I didn't even expect a following. But I do and I'm grateful. Some may agree with me, others don't *shrugs* you're entitled to that. This was just for me to publicly vent, help, recommend and assist [and still is].
So if people want to tell me at some point to "get over it" [not referring to you Hay]…chances are as soon as I hit that submit button…I already have.
**KMT** - Kissing My Teeth!!
- Michael Jackson announced 10 shows in London @ The O2.
- Pre-Sale tickets went on sale yesterday @ 7am.
- 2 million people tried yesterday to purchase tickets. 2 MILLION!!! Each show has a 23,000 capacity.
- In order to get Pre-Sale tickets you had to register online.
- I registered, and passed on the URL to folks I know.
- Pre-Sale codes were given out [think of it like a lottery]. Not everyone got one.
- I got a Pre-Sale code. If you didn't have one you couldn't purchase tickets.
- My co-worker didn't get a code.
- My intention was to buy 4 tickets and sell them ALL [donating a portion to charity]. I have no intention of going to the concert.
- I tried at 7am no luck. I go to work tried a little after 9am got 4 tickets.
- She wanted to go, so I said OK if I get 4 you can have 2 [at face value]. *Dumb fuck LondonDiva*
- You have 5 minutes to decide whether you want the tickets once they are allocated on Ticketmaster.
- Co-worker is fine with the seat location [upper level tier 4] the highest level in the venue.
- Money is exchanged she has her 2 I have my 2.
- Fast forward to this morning she's not happy with her seat location, will sell those 2 and try and get General Release tickets tomorrow.
OK here's why I'm pissed. My sister tried 3 times over x amount of hours yesterday trying to get tickets. She had seat allocations 3 TIMES and was booted out EVERYTIME!! I tried for her today and can't get any. My other friend Hayley was trying HARD to get tickets yesterday [she eventually got some after a few hours on her Pre-Sale code].
Then I hear she's selling the two she got on my Pre-Sale code [you were allowed a max of 4 tickets per person]. **HEAD TILT TO THE SIDE AND FUNNY DOG NOISE THAT IF TRANSLATED IN ENGLISH WOULD SAY "HUH??"** I was thinking hell no. So you're gonna look to profit on tickets which were my intention to do so anyway on my code or could have sold them to my sister? I offered to get them on my code because...well....she didn't have one.
Moral of the story....next time get 4 fucking tickets and give 2 to my sister for her and her boyfriend. I could have used my Pre-Sale code for someone else that's content where they're sitting. BE GRATEFUL I took some mercy on you yearning to go and used 2 out of my 4 spots. There was 5 minutes to say no. 5 minutes yeah!!
"It's like saying thanks for getting me 2 tickets on your code, I'm now gonna sell em on and make some change, even though I know that was your original intention from when the shows were announced."
Sorry y'all, if the role was reversed I personally wouldn't have sold on the tickets having been given the opportunity to get some on their code. Especially when they didn't have to.
No one talk to me today I am NOT in the mood, especially now my sister and her boyfriend have to contend with how many millions from around the world clogging up that blasted website tomorrow. My sister's cool with it. But from my point of view...NAH!!!
I'll keep trying on my sister's Pre-Sale code though...
22 Feb 2009
What A Lovely Weekend!

So whilst I'm working/e-mailing my friend and flabbergasted at just how much she gets approached and goes on dates, I'm whining that I have to travel 5,000 miles before anyone approaches me [it never happens in London for me]. I'm packing up my things ready to go. Just me and two others on the derelict floor doing the late shift till 11pm. I hear my name whispered from behind me and I swear for a split second I thought I heard Jesus call my name. I got shook just for a second. I turn my black ass around and find the cutest guy in the whole of the company [in my opinion] trying to catch my attention. Poor thing, he went out for a few drinks and couldn't contain himself and had to tell me with his Dutch couraged up self that he likes me...OK awkward moment.
#1 never listen to a man under the influence, even if slightly, although...
#1.5 a lot of truth can be exposed under the influence, but...
#2 he's involved [no go area]
#3 this is the workplace. I've done the whole [real extra] flirting and outside the office communication before. **Looks at ones self in disgust**
It's sweet he felt the need to stand there gushing and complimenting me and telling me the hard faced LondonDiva was not at all that comes across when he speaks to me etc etc etc. I told him he won't remember this on Monday, but I'll e-mail him from across the office to remind him just how he embarrassed himself. And why do guys feel the need to tell me this like they've just discovered the Holy Grail, that "I know under that tough exterior you're really a softy." Ummm I know that and have no trouble in telling folks. Typical Cancer hard exterior soft on the inside. Oh I am sweet, kind, caring, loving the works. But cross me and oh my goodness, I do not play. I don't mince my words, will tell you about yourself and threaten you with an ass whoopin if need be. Don't confuse the situation. Piss me off and you better find the emergency room pronto! But I may, just may, give you a hug when I've calmed down in about 3.5 years. I hold a grudge like a mutha!

AWW HELL NO *just checked online* that Café Patron is £26 online **whips out debit card, but puts it back after remembering all of the weekend spending** And you know at £14 a shot that damn shot glass is in my kitchen right now].
Don't ever come in my house looking for wine, you won't find any. I like drinks that BEFORE you drink them you know will F you up. I'm prepped with Rum. I was prepared for Patrón. Wine is like a mugger down a dark street, just creeps up on you from behind and whoops your ass. I don't like wine cause it deceives you. Rum tells you straight. Tek tomorrow off, if you drink mi, mi will drunk you!! I feel violated after wine. Like a cheap one night stand. Waking up with pure regret in the morning.
Myers Jamaican Rum and Champagne are the only alcoholic beverage you'll find in here AND YOU BETTER BE SOMEBODY TO BE DRINKING THAT [my stash] IN MY HOUSE. I know NOTHING about wine and don't confess to, that's why I don't drink it and as mentioned above. I have champagne preferences and will only drink Myers Jamaican Rum. Finding that in the UK **shakes head** is tough in the US it's in practically every bar. I can only find it in the black area off licences. **Whispers** I'll be adding that Patrón to the list now of home alcoholic beverage staples, and Fash upon your recommendation I WILL BE trying the Silver.
But....that [shot] plus a glass of this and a few sips of that from other people [on an empty stomach] and I was well on my way to having a good night. I stayed till about 2am and caught a ride with a friend's friend back home. Come 3:30am after some hot chocolate and soup I was 2 inches of my forehead away from the floor asleep whilst [sorta] watching Girlfriends. I didn't realise I could contort my body like that sitting up. I had a great time getting a tad wasted [I never usually condone it but I usually save the drinking for vacations. I only drink around people I know and where I never have to make it home alone on public transport]. I danced till I hurt, and just had a great time. I'm glad I made the effort to go out rather than go home. There's birthday drinks at work this week. I have a rule. I don't do drink with the folks at work. I spend 40-50 hours with them a week. That is enough time around non-black folks. If I have time to be socialising with them I can be using that time to socialise with friends/family that I don't see as much. I may make the effort this time. I said may!

Saturday was Mrs H's turn for the restaurant pick. 140 Park Lane...yes that's the name of the restaurant at the Marriott on Park Lane. I ALWAYS check out the menu before I go and I wasn't impressed by the choices. Although that was Friday when I looked, this was Saturday I'd woken up totally mash up slightly hung over and had no time for breakfast, had to shower, get ready and go. Thank God Saturday was sunny because I needed my sunglasses for something other than sun [feeling bruck], and a chance to wear my new Fendi's [and low and behold Mrs H was wearing hers too]. I opted for smart casual, silk Vanessa Riley blouse, my favourite slim Pia jeans, cropped cape jacket, long leather gloves, Betsey Johnson red patent leather tote with gold accents, tan suede flats with gold chain accents and a HANGOVER. It was too early to dress like I was going out to dinner, but decided on a Saturday casual-Esq attire instead. I did the heels the night before and the thighs were not up to it today. It seems like they weren't in flats either. I was hurting. Mrs H

Lunch was better than I thought. I ordered the wrong main though and should have gone with the seared venison. Mrs H did, but my starter crab and prawn cakes and my dessert Banana parfait were divine. I even ate the leafy salad ensemble on the plate with the crab and prawn cakes. It was drizzled in the most fabulous tasting dressing I've ever tasted. And if anyone knows me. I don't do salads or leafy green things. I would definitely go back for this alone. This is a restaurant that fools you with the portions, you know don't look that big but when you're done you're actually full like you ate KFC, McDonald's AND Burger King. I had that hangover hunger so I was HUNGRY!!! and was still full. Lord it was 3:30 by the time we finished and I had a dinner reservation at 7:30 for a family dinner at Beauberry House How in the hell was I to manage another three courses after this? I was full to the brim. I had pretty much, no time to do anything. I got home just after 5pm and my sister was coming for me at 7pm. Luckily come 7pm it felt like I was already beginning to digest the three course lunch.

Beauberry House was lovely. We had a really nice evening for my dad'd 75th. I love a nice dinner out with the family. It was the first time dad told us all about him coming over on the ship from Jamaica in 1959 on the Begonia and his partying days in London in the 60's. My dad was a baller back in the day. He was earning some serious money as a painter. He's never claimed benefit the whole of his working life. He came here to work and as soon as he arrived he got a job. I asked him why were tradesmen in dire need. He said the English people were too lazy, and it seems to this day nothing has changed. Look at all the Polish and Eastern Europeans that come here to do construction and other skilled labour jobs in half the time, a better job and less money than the English. Imagine that at the time rent for the room was £2 a week and my dad was earning that per hour. Houses were around £500, so it gives you an idea of in comparison just how much my dad was earning. I mean say your rent is £200 a week today how many people can say they earn the same in an hour as their rent is a week? Now I know why that house we lived in was so damn big. About 5 stories and how many bedrooms I don't know. Gwan pops!!!!
The food was good but I'm not sure if it was a case of I was already stuffed from lunch that I wasn't feeling my next three courses. Again I ordered the wrong main dish. I should have gone with the Blackened Miso Cod my sister had. Why does that always happen? You order but want the other person's dish? I couldn't even finish my champagne [which was VERY nice so much so I'm going to call the restaurant and find out just what that was and buy a few bottles] and desert so my mother gladly had that. She didn't miss a beat consuming my leftovers.
Man, my mother is real stush and very outspoken. She took offence to the woman next to us listening to her conversation about our late uncle and asked loud enough to hear if she'd like to hear some more. Oh lord that didn't stop her from commenting that the woman looked like she was dressed for Hollywood and the man came out in a shambolic looking sweater. My sister leaned over to me and said "now I know where we get it from." My eyes widened and indeed I was looking at myself in my mother. Sis was too. But it's not what she says it's how she says it which is so like us. Makes the comment ever so slightly whilst gracefully sipping on champagne. My mother is a trip. I'm trying to help my typically Jamaican father order from the menu. He hasn't got a clue about French or Japanese food. Words like Miso and Tempura are foreign to my dad. So every time I mention a dish
"Roy doesn't eat crab."
"Order the Salmon Roy you like that."
"No don't have beef we're having that tomorrow."
**Insert dad rolling his eyes and me trying to hold it down**
Of course after 28 years of marriage, dad has tuned my mother out and orders what he wants. [It was the salmon though] but it was his choice which was most important. I love my mum, but damn she is hard work, even when ordering a meal.
I took my main course home and finished that for breakfast. And as usual it always tastes better the next day. Service was slow though, that and no balsamic vinegar with the Olive oil for my bread. WHAT!!!! It's a good job I had my fix at the Marriott then. Balsamic vinegar and Olive Oil is a must have for me before I get stuck into a meal. I'm a lil piggy, what can I say. **makes note pick up fresh FANCY bread and balsamic vinegar tomorrow. None of this sliced Kingsmill lark.** I will eat it all night if I have to. I can't get enough. Plus I'm a carb fiend!!
Everyone headed back to my house and low and behold my dad was sick in my bathroom. He mixed his drinks at dinner. Lord Jesus! As much as I was concerned about my dad I thought please, not on the carpet. Luckily he didn't. Thank God! So when they all left just after midnight I called after 1am and asked my mum how my dad was. She said he was chilling downstairs in his robe with a Whisky. I had to laugh and shake my head at the same time. My goodness my father sure does love a drink.
Sunday I left that day to do everything I should have done, you know, laundry, cleaning. ME time! I wasn't as tired as I thought I would be after all that. I could have easily gone out again, but decided against it. We're one man down in the office this week and I know I have a busy one ahead of me. I gotta get my head down and get on. Although you know I'll always find time to blog [I hope], update my Facebook status on the Blackberry, and e-mail a friend or two [just a not as much as I'd like to]. As much as I'm going to make it in early tomorrow, I'm going to have a past 1am bedtime and watch this DVD rental. I don't even remember adding it to my list. It's called Waz and looks to be on the gore tip.
Sweet Lord have mercy!! What is it with me and the desire to watch gory films on a Sunday anyway?
All in all a good weekend was had. The weather is warming up a tad, it's getting brighter so hopefully there will be more of these to come!
18 Feb 2009
Awww Hell No!!

Call me overly ethnic, extra, whatever. I have seen this A LOT with white folks having the dog all up on or near the children. I could never imagine a dog in the house in my family or friend's homes let alone posing near newborns and toddlers like they are part of the family. All up on the bed and couch and in the kitchen. No! No! No!
To me that's just straight up nasty and unsanitary.
Look at the dog all up in the pickney's face?
**a real kiss teet moment**
9 Feb 2009
25 things...or Whatever?
